Chinese Oddities: Step Brothers Subtitles
There are a few posts from my now deceased wordpress blog that I really enjoy, so every once and a while I'll be reposting these "classic" stories (they will usually be photos of ridiculous things).
Every so often (read: most of the time) the English subtitles on cheap Chinese bootleg DVDs are wrong. Usually the English subtitles are re-translated from the Chinese ones, sometimes they're from a different movie, sometimes I have no idea where the words came from. Case in point: Step Brothers...
Real lines:
Photo 1: "Exactly the same!" (after measuring their penises)
Photo 2: "If you fuck up..."
Photo 3: "I have a beautiful house."
Photo 4: "I will stab you in the neck with a knife."
Photo 5: "Lick my butthole."
Photo 6: "We can do aerobics in here!"
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