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Cabernet Flavored Ice Cream Popsicle

Chinese convenience stores are full of frozen treats.  Some are full of chocolatey deliciousness, while others seem odd and down right disgusting to my western taste buds.  I've seen pea flavored popsicles and cucumber ice cream.  I've had ice cream pops that have the flavor and consistency of butter and once I had one with a flavor that can only be described as dirt.  Every time I look through the freezer near the checkout stand at my local shop, its like a frozen snack adventure.  So obviously I was excited when I found this cabernet wine flavored ice cream treat.

My Chinese isn't so good (its basically nonexistent), so I wasn't sure what to expect.  I assumed it would just be a popsicle that tasted like wine.  Turns out, not so much.  The ice cream on the outside has a chocolatey, corky flavor with a chocolate coated cap on top.  After the first bite I thought "maybe that's it, maybe it's just cabernet wine cork flavored ice cream."  Then I bit into the goo.  The goo actually tasted exactly like red wine, but with a thick, mayonaisey texture.  I couldn't finish the whole thing, it was just too weird.

Next time I'll just go for the chocolate one.

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Looking for a crappy font to make your Word document as illegible as the pages of my moleskine notebooks?

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What's in my purse...er, uh, bag (repost)

I deleted the original, this is a repost.  For some reason, the in-line images from GMail didn't show up.  Deal with it.

Last week, the nerds over at Lifehacker started doing a series of posts called "What's in our bags?" in which some geeky tech dudes talk about what they carry in their laptop bags.  For reasons unknown, even to myself, I find the series interesting.  I've been thinking about doing a series of posts about the things I use on a daily basis here in China, so this seems like a good start.

Since coming to China, just over a year ago, I've led a wallet-less, empty pocketed existence.  I'm not sure if it was a conscious thing or what, but I do realize it's part of a continuing trend in my life.  My Seinfeldification, if you will, is a series of elements of my every day life that coincide with the happenings of various episodes of Seinfeld.  These aren't decisions that I've consciously made, I've just watched enough (a shit ton of) Seinfeld to be able to connect the two.

So here's my small men's carry all.  Mine's not a purse and it's not European.

                 
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The Bag (Photo #'s 1,2)
It's some Mossimo brand messenger bag from Target that I bought three or four years ago.  I'm not sure what this says about me, but brown is my favorite color; and that's basically the only reason I bought it.  The outside of the bag is still in pretty good condition, but the inside has definitely seen better days.  The internal lining is ripped at the top, exposing an area between the fabric and the foam, but I ended up taking advantage of the hole and using it as another internal pocket. The bag is just big enough to carry my Macbook, but just small enough to leave absolutely no room for other things if I do.  I rarely ever need to carry around my computer though, so it's not really a problem.  My biggest issue with the bag is that the only thing that keeps it closed is a magnetic seal between the flap and the bag, leaving me no room to over-stuff and a big bulge in the flap if I have nothing in the bag.

The stuff:

1. Moleskine notebooks (Photo #3)
I've been using these things almost religiously for the past two or three years and I prefer the large ones with the squared paper (on the left).  I used to only carry one, but I bought the little red one and I feel like I have to get some use out of it.  The large one is for lists, drawings, and writing; the small red one is almost only for teaching plans, stuff I have to remember from class, and sometimes lists, drawings and writing.  The large one also doubles as my wallet, I carry money and my Subway club card in the back pocket.  I could go on (and on) about how I use Moleskines here, but I'll save that for my next post.

2. Diana+ and her friends (Photo #4)
Sometimes it's a snug fit, but I carry my Diana F+ with me almost everywhere I go.  Sometimes pinch hit with my Fujifilm instant camera, but I'm out of film right now.  Also my LCA+ is dead.  If it weren't, I'd probably carry it around with me more, seeing as how it's smaller and 35mm film is easier to find and cheaper to develop.  Man, I need to get that thing fixed.  Also pictured: film for taking pictures, a flash for flashing, a leather case on the flash for protection, batteries for power and the green circle is scotch tape.  The tape is necessary because Lomo makes really shitty film with no adhesive at the end of the roll.  I got to secure that crap somehow.

3. Pens and Chinese necessities (Photo #'s 5, 6)
I've got pens and pencils to write on stuff.  The pencils are Zebra brand mechanical ones that I brought over from the USA and are my favorite kind of pencil.  Various pens and two sharpies, one silver and one black in memory of my friend Ryan who would marry the Oakland Raiders if it was legal (Ryan isn't dead, he's just never online anymore).  The green package contains wet wipes, an absolute essential in China.  Recently I've started carrying face masks, I'm not sure why.  I'll occasionally wear one if it's smoggy when I run in the morning, and I think I just bought more than I needed.  Also, I gotta watch out for the swine flu.  I also carry a canvas shopping bag, I think most people know by now that you have to pay for plastic bags in Chinese stores (a rule that I totally support).  It rolls up pretty tightly and fits easily the back pocket of the bag.

4. Technological stuffs (Photo #7)
My ipod touch, which I'll do a post on in the near future and my new phone which hasn't fallen in the toilet.

5. Cards and survival thingy (Photo #8)
I've got one of those clear business card/plastic case wallets, it contains: my driver's license (I really don't need it, but I keep it on me out of habit), Metro card (Metro is a German supermarket chain), various Shenyang area business cards for getting around the city in the taxi, and a lens cloth for my camera and ipod screen.  The little baggy on the left is a mixture of stuff that came in a survival kit I received as a gift about five years ago.  I'm not sure what all is in it (I know it contains one Tootsie Roll), I've actually never opened it, but it could come in handy someday, when I need to survive.

6. Keys (Photo #9)
My bag has an internal key ring and I have two sets of keys.  On the left are my real keys, well, one key (to my apartment).  The ring also holds a tiny knife, a really tiny 8gb SSK USB drive, and a recently purchased combo nail clipper/bottle opener (it's a Lexus!).  On the right are my bike keys.  The bike that I never ride has three locks, requiring three separate keys.  I bought a used bike for 50rmb about 10 months ago and I have used those keys to open said locks precisely three times.

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China has the fanciest PBR in the world!

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Fake Red Bull

This stuff is real gross.
 
 
 
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73rmb for Cocoa Puffs? Now that's cuckoo!

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