New Bar
There's a new bar down the street from campus. It's pretty nice inside and the liquor is cheap (though most likely fake but it still gets the job done). They have a karaoke machine and a stage but the English songs are all messed up. Most of the English songs don't have lyrics, just the music video and all the Madonna songs are mislabeled. We queued up "Like a Virgin" and it played "Cherish", we wanted to sing "Material Girl" and "Borderline" came on, none of them had lyrics; it was bullshit!
Shane and I sang most of the songs and a lot of the Chinese patrons ended up leaving because they knew they couldn't top our awesomeness (terrible). It worked out pretty well for us because all of the Chinese male patrons left but the girls that were with them ended up staying. I tried to serenade them with a moving rendition of "More Than Words". I don't think it worked. We went through a bottle of vodka, two bottles of whiskey, and a few beers. I'm in pain today.
